Why would you, the consumer, want that? 

Showing my age here, but....

If only there’s an international standard everyone could agree on. Oh wait... there is:

Agree. That tip probably combined with the worker who actually saw him and could ID him is no real evidence or grounds for an arrest.

With access to every single one of the facts, your judgement is sure to be spot on.

This is why I only steer with my knees at the bottom of the steering wheel. I’ll be damned if some airbag breaks my arms

Nah, just toss him into a full car and announce that he’s the reason the train has been delayed X times this week. The undertaker will need some industrial sponges by the time it’s all over.

You change the locks and it keeps happening, you now know it’s a current employee who has access to a key. That narrows the potential suspect list considerably.

Prison would be a waste of resources. Make him use those hours to mop up all the piss and throw up from the trains and stations.

When they catch him. They should calculate the numbers of life-hours he's wasted across all of the delays and knock on effects. Then throw him in prison for that long.

Supervillain?  Give me a brake.  He’s an asshole.

In traditional Irish, please:

it is what the problem says.

TL;DR Old guy spends an hour proving the cardinal rule of rock music: whatever you liked when you were a teenager will imprint and you will never again care about any music the way you did then. This is almost as bad as Leitch’s Jamboroo/Funbag fill-in when he asked “Is there good rock music now?” and then googled…

This entire comment section is a head-spinning menagerie of checked-out 30-something sports bro hot takes on twenty first century music popular and otherwise, and I’ve been so aghast at every stance everyone here has taken that I barely know how to even start making sense of any of it. But this take... this take is…

(not sorting through 116 comments to see who beat me to it)