Cue slow-mo of the car you just blew up flying and rolling in the air, while you speed past BELOW said car and smile-wave through your panoramic moonroof.

Times are tough for Keith Urban.....

Ever since the article about the yacht ("Do you like my red skirt? I like my red skirt." and “I told him to wear his boat shoes.”), FancyKristen has been my very favorite Jalopnik feature.

This one sprayed iced tea all over my desk:

For me it was:

“my mom says his hair makes him look like a majestic lion.”

This entire article is magic, but that line had me spitting coffee.

I saw a white one though with the brown leather interior... fuck I LOVE BROWN LEATHER INTERIORS!

Cooling the air can allow for higher compression than if it were not cooled. More compression = more air.

Nope sorry, every one of those cars is illegal because they contain defeat devices which are illegal.

Repeating something stupid over and over just makes for more stupid, I am sorry.

It’s not mechanical. It’s electronic. It’s powered and controlled by the computer. Just because it has a needle, does not make it mechanical.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

Tons of cars these days have LCD speedometers.

I believe the phrase is “beach-ball sized lady nuts”.

D.B. Pooper

The lunatic is on the grass.

The Great Slide in the Grass

We don’t need no traction c o n t r o l.

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

Tom, I work at a Honda store in Ohio. Had a phone call today about a Civic Type R “if i give a 5000 refundable deposit and pay no more than msrp could you get me the car” I asked did you read a Jalop article today? “Yes, yes I did.” Needless to say that guy earned himself a deposit on a Type R that we have no info…