I ran into Chelsea Clinton, literally ran into her, in Sydney during the Olympics. I was rushing through the accreditation office, turned a corner, amd plowed right into her. I said “Oh! I’m sorry! Hi!” She smiled and said hi back. She is much tinier and cuter in person than photos show. I know so many right wingers…

God I love when they’re all directly confronted with what inclusion means. If you’re gonna let one religion in, you have to let them all!

This should really be at the top of the comments. Let’s wait and see if she says she’d still buy the same stuff when the week is up before we poop all over Goop.

It’s really not that bad. It wasn’t that funny, but it wasn’t godawful. It’s like watching one of your good friends try something they’re not very good at for the first time but you’re like, “I love you too much to hate you for how foolish you look.”

That is the one thing I miss about living in California. I could get 8 avocados in a bag for $2 at Fresh N Easy. I also miss Fresh N Easy.

If we, as a nation, can raise $862,000 in a day to cater a hypothetical gay wedding with hate pizza, I’d like to think that we could afford $5 million per year to not further cause harm to rape victims.

I am disagreeing on this one. I am no fan of Madonna’s, but I have to say I found her floundering attempt at comedy to be refreshing. It was definitely not funny.. but I admired her willingness to give zero fucks and just do it. No fake British accent, no fancy writers propping her up to make her appear better than…

1. reverse racism is not a thing, both in a semantic sense and a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HAVING ORGANIZATIONS FOR PEOPLE OF COLOR IS NOT RACIST, YOU IDIOTS sense
   

That piece was so great, and I still don’t know how he listens to “Winter” before fights because that song makes me cry SO hard.

That is totally how a toddler would try to pick up a baby. Babies lifting babies!

Mick Foley is seriously one of the kindest human beings ever. I love him so much...

Mick Foley is god damn good people. (And you should also see his documentary, I Am Santa Claus, about guys who play Santa and how Mick wants to try his hand at it.)

has anybody listened to the Mick Foley episode of WTF?

I’ve seen a lot of criticism here and elsewhere about how he’s not doing enough, this is just talk, etc, but two not-very-well-thought-out things as I take a break from working on a project:

Fuck yeah.

For me that’s Scott Walker. Just even typing his name makes me all ragey. The guy is smarm personified.

Don’t worry. By changing his views, unlike Ron (in general anyway, I know he changed a bit), he’s left himself WIDE open for claims of him pandering, lying, and still secretly believing his old views. All of which will be used to crush him.

MY SCOTTIE AND MY PAJAMAS ARE ON FLEEK TOO HUH?

That may be the only poem I have memorized. Because The Outsiders. *shame spirals*

“There should be a reward for whoever filmed this.”