Why were they forced to take it down? Insulting a brutal dictator is perfectly

Nobody took the low hanging fruit.

The writer that GOT needed.

Their toys are the same.  Bright, colorful, squeaky, made to be chewed on.

The equivalent for kids is writing on the walls and flushing your keys down the toilet. Don’t let certain up-tight parents hold you back, this is actually great advice.

A return to the stasis. Genius.

I’ve long believed that the basic principles of training dogs and kids are the same: 1) Be consistent; 2) Corrections need to happen immediately; 3) You get much better results with positive reinforcement than with negative.

Exactly!

*snort*  You said “annals.”

10/10 Review

(annals)

On the subject of those workbooks... would anyone have any recommendations on that type of material that is stubble for a H.S. Sophomore?

This entire comment was so you could say annals, wasn’t it?

HAAAAA you said ANNALS

A bored, curious mind will gravitate there first, instead of settling on chewing your shoes. Or whatever the human equivalent of that may be.

I could smell the farts so well I could taste them. 

Clearly, everybody wants the fart poem. WAY TO BURY THE LEDE.

(I did see you shared it in the comments, thank you! And also I’m going to use this as soon as my kiddo is old enough to read.)

Not a poem, but this remains my favorite piece of artwork that my daughter made during preschool: family, food (the purple circle with scribbles over it is a plate of food), and farts. Having everyone in the family be farting is what puts it over the top. Also, the visualizing of a standalone fart being a grey swooshy…

I know everyone hates comparisons between dogs and kids, but this is advice I have given to training classes for a long time:

Let’s hear that fart poem.