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As a parent I wish Sesame Street would get with the times and update the language spoken by some of the characters: i.e. Cookie Monster and Elmo. Cookie Monster always uses the wrong pronoun in reference to himself. “Me love cookies” instead of “I love cookies”. And Elmo doesn’t use any pronouns in reference to…

how come i see flesh colored squares often? does that mean, they’re using an emoji i don’t have? i see it so often on twitter.

That’s a bold strategy. Mine just insists he was GONNA do it, he swears. Never mind the fact that we both know he wasn’t.

HALF CHORES OMG YESSS

HALF A CHORE. The worst.

I'm sorry about your struggle and I'm sorry that over-grown, neckbeard "nice-guy," middle-aged man in a teenager's body John Green exploited it for millions.

Sorry, Nat Wolff, but John Green novels about teens & especially movies adapted from John Green novels are bullshit.

After he ran out of college funded psych services because he dropped out of school, the shrink OFFERED TO SEE HIM FOR FREE. (Which he declined.)

I know this is going OT but people thinking that having commercial insurance rather than medicaid (in particular) is going to get someone better mental health treatment is untrue (at least in my state). Yes, with regular insurance you’ll get therapy and psychiatry too (max therapy every 2x wks and monthly medication…

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This is for you. Whatever you can do for me, I’d appreciate it. Recommends, whatever.

Nope.

YAY! “Not a Total Insular Eunuch” Pope! You continue to say things that most people see as common sense but seem progressive when compared to your predecessor!

I’m not even remotely religious but Pope Francis is killing it in the papal game. Like he has got the pope game on lock.

Right. As Margaret Atwood says, Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will murder us.

Any time “Take Your Time” comes on the radio I HAVE to change the station. The whole thing drives me up the wall. The whole “rapping” thing is lame and the chorus in general is like nails on a chalkboard to my ears.

Slightly off topic but Golden Girls was light years ahead of its time. It had episodes that dealt with elder care abuse, gay rights, dementia, birth control/abortion, sexual harassment in the workplace, bullying, teenage pregnancy, ageism, immigration rights and sex after a “certain age”. The show was lauded as being…

"Lillian, why is my doll furniture out on the curb?!!"