These are all wonderful. I wonder how they manage to find the one makeup counter person who doesnt do full-out drag queen. I always seem to get the MAC employee who lives and dies by cake face and neon.

Did you enjoy your wine with a salad topped with Balsmuck dressing?

Put a picture of a random kid on a shelf. When yours is old enough they'll inquire about it. Then say, "You had a brother once.......once."

Are we really giving an ally a hard time for not understanding the literal definition of feminism and using societal cues from those around him to inform his idea of what it means? Yes, that was a mistake, but he rectified it, and is doing his best to try and be a good ally now.

I swear there was a time when the Republican party didn't invoke the name of Jesus 60 times at every rally and weren't quite as Go 'Murrica

Really, you're comparing hate and despair. There's a difference, but they both suck.

This is so awesome, and I am loving this editorial direction Jez has taken where you guys are consistently highlighting really successful, accomplished women and the cool shit they're doing.

Dear Jezebel,
I disagree with this woman's values as much as the next Jez reader. I would like to say, though, that I appreciate the polite and informative interview with Ms. De Pasquale. As someone with quite a few conservatives in my life, I know that civil discussions can be had and they are not all evil.
Despite…

Not an uncommon theme among our morally superior conservatives. Just like the "special" abortion cases for their unprepared daughters/girlfriends/mistresses.

but some people do take a break from morals. It's due to the isolated conference atmosphere. If it were a conference of doctors or teachers I think the same things would happen.

I get the sense she hasn't had many real friends. Having a sleepover with Britney might be like getting an abandoned kitty to trust you. "You can come out from under the couch, Britney. It's okay. Nobody's gonna make you dance. We'll watch movies and eat junk food and paint each other's nails, okay?"

Likely its her natural hair colour. Odd how that generally ends up being the most flattering on most people, despite what hair colourists might want you to think. I will admit highlights can help flatter, but generally I find that dramatic hair colour changes never look as good as the original colour.

I remember doing my makeup exactly like hers, I thought it was the prettiest makeup ever. That look and also Christina Aguilera's makeup in the Come On Over Baby video, baby blue eyeshadow everywhere.

aw. i miss happy fun britbrit.

That makes two things I've learned about Taryn Manning in the past 24 hours. The first was that her first cousins are Peyton and Eli Manning. The second is that she sings, and I don't hate it. Mind=blown.

My five year-old in response to these books, "If you don't steal a hat, you won't get eaten." That's right kiddo, know the system.

I always get creeped out when she drives across town to sneak into his bedroom.