Every time Zach Braff talks it just reminds me that he's probably the kind of guy that will only go down on you for about 30 seconds (long enough for him to feel that means you should have sex with him) and be completely lackluster at both, but still demand to know if you had an orgasm during each (not that he wants…

Why are Vera Bradly bags so popular? They are so, so, ugly. I remember seeing kids in my high school toting them around. They honestly look like the most old-lady purse to me, mostly because they look like re-purposed quilts.

Remember when VH1 was the classy music channel your parents watched because Mom loved Jon Secada?

Stop criminalizing a crime? Stop giving these teens consequences for their actions? I think that's the whole problem. Of course, the teen brain has not fully developed and for smaller offenses the sentence should not follow them into adult hood. But can you understand the weight the victim carries in this crime, the…

"Do they know my job title and use it properly?"

No, but I'm not coming into your workplace and demanding your services. If it did, then you can bet that I would.

And of course, as such an experienced flyer, sir, you'd know that all of the things you're complaining about are legally mandated by the FAA and not actually…

Nobody cares about your boner.

I would probably watch a show about a person transitioning from male to female or vice versa. Even if it is a reality television spin-off from something as awful and soulless and wrong as the Kardashian fiasco, it would be ground-breaking.

Chandler remains my favorite. He is so deeply flawed and knows he is so flawed, which is why his snark is so funny and not smug- he knows it will come back to him 10x over.

If they re-release Get In Shape Girl, then call me.

Are you confusing her with Sheryl Sandberg?

I disagree. She has a point. She wasn't asking to be congratulated for it... she wasn't going to apologize for simply being a white person who cares. No one should have to apologize for doing good things just because of their color.

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.

some glorious side-eye from irish newsreader sharon ni bheoláin, presumably not a fan of modern dance

That's nothing, my cat performs 4'33" on a nightly basis.

And you achieve those flawless reputations by micromanaging every little detail to the lowest level. If you leave it up to your employees who may have very different interpretations of your standards, you will spiral into shoddy service.

the purser has transferred to Malaysia Air where all nuts a served roasted or go missing

I'm a CisScum-kin and this triggered me.

Dang, Kendrick.