wherein you send me letters – presumably strung together to make words and sentences – and, in return, send you Doug.

We all know that “Hoyt” is really Tavarish. Who do you think you are fooling???

I sit across from Gawker Media artist Sam Woolley. This morning, in preparation for this post, he asked me who the star players on the Jaguars are. :(

Midland Chrysler says it still has to take the beast out to the track to make sure the gearing is right and the stock driveshaft and transfer-case can handle all that power.

The Venn Diagram of Cowboys fans & Trump Supporters is the same damn circle drawn twice on top of each other.

They say they’re America’s Team but I’m not feeling it

God damn it. I clicked on the link to read an article, not watch 30 min video. I can’t do that while pretending to work...

• Cars going sideaways

How quick does he need to sell it?

This. This is what it’s all about! Leave it to Sweden to be fucking awesome.

Meanwhile, in Paris

Every successive pic made me cringe even more. Thanks, David. I've been married for 12 years, but a couple years before we got hitched, I picked her up from work for a picnic lunch in a nearby park. On arrival, I popped the hood and removed a couple foil packs that I had wedged between the valve cover and airbox, just…

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Sounds like Tarvish just bought a rotary to fix up.

This one’s for you, Bob W.

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

Those are side-view mirrors. Your rearview hangs below your sunglasses holder.

Great story! This is the caliber of stuff I used to read in the back of R&T and C/D.