chickity china the chinese chicken

And yet, Dodge does not require people who purchased their cars with the supercharger option to also purchase a subscription to use that option

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

he’s like 40 now though

Just last week, some modded Brodozer kept on creeping even closer when my wife and I were trying to drive. I pulled the right to avoid a stupid fight — my priority was staying alive. He cruised on right by us and he didn’t even try us, just kept on plowing right down the road. I thought about a brake check, but then…

Neutral: Did you personally decide against upgrading to a new car? What stopped you from buying? 

If you listen carefully, they’re actually forming rudimentary words...

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Just like with any All-Star snub, if you think you deserve to be playing, you need to tell us who you would replace. And if you say “Lavelle,” because she’s young and took your spot, you can go straight to hell.

Holy crap, TORCH made the best suggestion?

This is some serious white people shit.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Hey Verlander, you’ve made over $226 million to play baseball, I think you can deal with answering questions from someone you don’t like. Most of us regular people take a lot more crap for a lot less money.

Alexi Lalas stuck in an impossible-to-defend position? what are the fucking odds

Honestly, I wish I hadn’t read this.

I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!