Couldn't agree with this more. Fckn love watching these bottom table games, though of course i'm still rooting for my gunners at the top (like every other american). bummed that i can't see Fulham anymore, i really liked their attacking style too. But Leicester (sp?) are great to watch, so are Swansea (though i guess…

YO someone start a petition and i'll sign it

This article should be subtitled "How to Become a Sad Drone." Following most of these points will ensure you're a drone forever, though I suppose being a drone is "adequate."

From a (former) long-time smoker: bumming cigs as a way to make friends and/or hit on women is a HORRIBLE plan. Nobody likes that guy. What you should do is bring your own smoke, and leave the lighter in your pocket. Nobody minds letting you use their lighter, and it's still an in.