Which ones aren't?

Feminism now just means snark, I think. Granted, so does everything else. I guess what really makes it feminism is who you snark at.

This is sick. WTF Jezebel?

Exactly, who wouldn't vote for him, and yet, who would want to double date with him?

Yes, that one makes the same logical fallacy. You seem to think I don't understand what they are saying. I do, it's just dishonestly skewed. The numbers address a single individual, while the audience is the total population. It's akin to bloggers saying "you won't win the lottery". They were wrong three times…

No, you're very clear, I understand what you're saying.

You'll still lose. All that I need to have happen to win is a single fatal plane crash, which is statistically certain in our lifetime. You require a huge asteroid impact, which is statistically uncertain even if you use a million year scale.

Graph fatal plane crashes vs asteroid impacts on a timeline, I think you'll find your logic isn't sound.

I prefer someone a little more streetwise.

That's not quite the same as saying I have an equal chance of dieing in a plane crash vs an extinction event caused by an asteroid.

Sorry, but no. We have experiential certainty that planes crash with regularity. The odds are frankly astronomical that planes will not crash, killing people.

Imagine, covering up all that costly plastic surgery... well, upon ten seconds of reflection, I'm surprised there aren't more of these so they can cover up all that costly plastic surgery.

Eventually I think social changes and technology will help us blend work and home more seamlessly. We only need to learn how not to neglect our families while working, and I don't think that is impossible at all. For most of human history work was integrated with home in such a way that the effort actually promoted…

That's assuming, again, that there are any people here when next one hits. If it is 40 million years from now, there's a really good chance there will be no human here to kill. The entirety of recorded human history is what, 10,000 years old? And our species has been here technically 100,000 years?

It's kind of like lottery odds. While they are astronomical for you, you know that SOMEONE is gonna win within a few weeks. It isn't a good bet to say you'll win, but it's a really bad bet to say no one will. By Neil's reasoning, I have a better chance to be killed in a human-extinction asteroid event than winning…

Hooray! Now we can continue to have the human equivalent of dog shows... don't bite Mr Trump when he feels you up, gals, he's just being a thorough judge...

How could he know I don't fly? ARE YOU WATCHING ME NEIL??!?!?!

Yeah, but if you take them outside there are dangers, like evil people pushing ice cream on them...

Oh, you know they have their own wretched hives of scum and villainy...

"The chances that your tombstone will read "Killed by Asteroid" are about the same as they'd be for "Killed in Airplane Crash."