alynhall
aLynHall
alynhall

Totally, usually it's you.

Did I say I wouldn't vote for him? Forgive my heresy, jeez...

I like Obama, but sometimes I get the feeling... well, you know how it would be to, like, know this guy at the party who...

"Then the voices of the Ainur, like unto harps and lutes, and pipes and trumpets, and viols and organs, and like unto countless choirs singing with words, began to fashion the theme of Ilúvatar to a great music; and a sound arose of endless interchanging melodies woven in harmony that passed beyond hearing into the

There are guys like this in every city in every country, everywhere. I'd say three wouldn't be anywhere close to Hall of Fame level. How is this news?

You know it's a bad case of gas when you can actually see it...

You must have forgotten Charlie Sheen's porno ex-girlfriend's Kony video...

How can you charge women with being in Pakistan illegally if they have no choice other than obeying their husband? Kind of "jailed if you do, stoned to death if you don't", isn't it?

I predicted doggystyle vs brownies, continuing my life-long record of being always half right and half wrong sexually.

Sorry, but there's a hundred years of proof against you. Even OUR movies don't use racially accurate characters when we can avoid it. Sure, there's a "cultural divide" as far as plot elements that might not resonate in terms of cultural metaphor, but there's no way to dispute we prefer pretty white, and MAYBE pretty

I can't imagine the horror that will result when they westernize I'm A Cyborg, But That's OK. There's no reason for these various Asian movies to be remade. They are recent movies with great effects, well done, popular, and well-received by critics. Granted, they aren't cast with plastic, caucasian actors and the

I'd say your weight would be wacky chaotic. Moisture evaporating off you, or breathing, or dust settling on you, skin cells shedding, anything would show wild differences at that scale.

Everyone knew a couple of people on my floor were closeted gay, and involved, but I am evidently dim because I was shocked to find out much later. My gaydar is broken.

Hey, if you let your kids come home continually borrowing things, it will never end. Either they move back and live in the basement or find their own damn water! Next thing you know they'll expect us to pay off their student loans.

Disappear. I would strongly suggest it to anyone who wins the lottery.

Water? If Earth's population ever reaches the point that we can't recycle water, we'll be doomed for a hundred other reasons.

Couldn't they just ask for their facebook passwords like everyone else? They'd kill a bunch of birds with one stone. Anyhoo, does anyone really know before spring break?

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Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?

I weep for those early years, suffering long hours with no lensflare filters...