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Was this the dinner the night before they iced Bin Laden?

Listening to Carly Fiorina, tonight, I found myself pondering Donald Trump’s possible VP choice.

You should be aware that the detail about the size of tubing available in the ambulance is just one tiny insignificant detail that was used in court to try to lessen the massive culpability these parents have in their child’s death. It’s like saying “after seven days with no water, the parents called an ambulance for

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

It’s like all these people had brain abortions, and they seem fine with that.

Thing I just realized: after Trump gets his ass handed to him (either at the convention or by Hillary in the general), his life is going to SUCK. He built this whole life around being this famous NY rich guy who could get anyone to come to his parties or whatever, but now everyone hates his guts, and no

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

Anna, get this kid to do a Jez post!

I wish he was as good at president-ing as he is at tipping and shoe-dodging.

Unfortunately, when she read that a pilot will be shot first, she took a shotgun down to the airport with steely determination and got immediately arrested.

OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THIS TO A CAT CALLER THE OTHER DAY AND I DID AND IT WAS AMAZING ok that’s all

Well, no way was that expected. A British person coming over and using something from First Nations peoples for their own purpose and potential profit? Inconceivable!

I didn’t know a dick was the same as a pen is.

I saw that quote on the Facebook post and actually thought it sounded empathetic and couldn’t figure out what the snark was about. Context really does matter.

Soooooo, who wants to e-stalk this dude and make a website?

That’s the most perfect Canadian correction ever.

Sorry to be that person, but Joe Clark was our youngest Prime Minister and Justin Trudeau is our second youngest. Thanks for the article!

Where did he get the money to do all of this? That clinic looks huge! That website looks legit! I wish he could have just used his love for medicine in a positive way by - say - getting a medical degree and actually being licensed to practice it.