My cat's breath smells like cat food.

When that ending played, I was convinced that I had missed an important mission somewhere or didn't get a high enough completion percentage and got the "bad" ending. I still find comfort in that delusion, actually.

Agreed. There are a ton of fighters in this game; you could lop off half the roster and still have a couple dozen, right? It also seems like many people who complain about characters like Dark Pit and Dr. Mario are the type to play somewhat competitively with very few fighters - or "mains" as the damn kids say - which…