I’m going to guess that if these guys did a DNA test, their parents would be on the same branch of the same family tree. Yeesh……is this what people look like these days? Because I don’t see Americans who looks like this in my day to day…

They likely couldn’t amount to a high school graduate if you put them altogether. (And that’s not a high bar).

In the right light, i.e. none, this could almost pass as human:

Solid choice, apt description. I hope someone snatches up KKKolin Jost in row 1 column 4!

Add a little more chlorine to the gene pool, please.

Lol. You look like former baseball catcher, Ryan Doumit, who had the creepiest eyes of all time.

Tag yourself. I’m the eyebrow kween in yellow, serving lewks with the zoolander face in the 2nd from the right in the 2nd row.

There you have it, peeps.  Every one of them a magnificent specimen of the master race...

God. Was this article a rejected satire from Portlandia?

No, they must find a color that has not been the color scheme of any protest movement, anywhere in the world. If all the solid colors are taken, they have to find something else, maybe a pattern. But not a plaid, because that’s appropriation of the Scottish culture. Not an animal print, because of so many reasons. No…

The attention grabbing symbols they’re using at their protests aren’t nuanced enough, you say? They’re protesting in major media markets where they can more easily recruit people to show up instead of smaller ones you say? They disagree on strategy with groups you favor more but not on any goals you say? Well, to hell…

I will never pass up the opportunity to brag that I flew to London in 2014 for Kate’s first concerts in 35 years. I stood 15 feet from her. I died that day. What corporeal form of mine lives on is only given life by that moment.

Johnny Depp looks like if you took sexy 90s Depp and covered him in porridge. Stop mumbling motherfucker, we can’t understand a word you’re saying.

“Is there a religious organization that is NOT composed of child rapists?”


The Satanic Temple. 

Church of Satan’s still clean, I think.

None that immediately spring to mind, no.

No 

So, being a member of a sexual predator-enabling cult is now NOT a disqualifying thing for a judge, let alone one on the Supreme Court.

I feel like it’s par for the course. Same thing happened to millions of people getting IUDs implanted. For decades people were like, “this is excrutiating, wtf” and given nothing more than ibuprofen. I’m guessing it’s the same situation. Instead of assuming that patients (women and possibly trans people) were the…

Again, people should retired the notion of leagues.