I will never pass up the opportunity to brag that I flew to London in 2014 for Kate’s first concerts in 35 years. I stood 15 feet from her. I died that day. What corporeal form of mine lives on is only given life by that moment.

Johnny Depp looks like if you took sexy 90s Depp and covered him in porridge. Stop mumbling motherfucker, we can’t understand a word you’re saying.

“Is there a religious organization that is NOT composed of child rapists?”


The Satanic Temple. 

Church of Satan’s still clean, I think.

None that immediately spring to mind, no.

No 

So, being a member of a sexual predator-enabling cult is now NOT a disqualifying thing for a judge, let alone one on the Supreme Court.

I feel like it’s par for the course. Same thing happened to millions of people getting IUDs implanted. For decades people were like, “this is excrutiating, wtf” and given nothing more than ibuprofen. I’m guessing it’s the same situation. Instead of assuming that patients (women and possibly trans people) were the…

Again, people should retired the notion of leagues.

So much editing needed, ASAP:

MamaJune is not a fit parent, her week deserves to be rough. The fact that media continue to give her publicity in the form of a television show is mystifying.

What’s always so telling and sad is that active shooters are the one instance in which healthcare workers are allowed to flee. Any other type of emergency - you first have to try to save lives. It tells you just how deadly and often times hopeless these situations are.

This is Oklahoma. Don’t think it’s not an option.

Hospitals are clearly the problem. We need to either minimize the amount of doors or shut them down entirely.

Johnny Depp is the grossest POS around. Add this verdict and the whole circus trial to the list of things that make me feel like David at the Dentist every minute of the God damn day. So sorry for what this verdict means to victims of domestic assault. /rant

Never mind “best painting in the Louvre”, it used to not even be the best painting in THAT ROOM of the Louvre, previously sharing space with the infinitely superior The Coronation of Napoleon:

Exactly. He can only do so much. There’s a reason why the SCOTUS points at Congress and goes “nuh uh!” whenever shit like like the Roe vs Wade brief is leaked.

If only Congress and the House weren’t full of chickenshit fuckheads that would rather govern out of spite than goodwill.

If the artiste is so worried about the environment, he should have smeared the cake on Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and all the other space tourism yutzes: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/21/business/space-tourism-climate-change.html
Leave the Mona Lisa alone-she had nothing to do with climate change.

I prefer all of these things to being next to someone wearing lots of perfume and cologne.