It’s a buttercreme icing rose made of Crisco and saccharine.

Toasted coconut rocks my world. 

I’m unhappy that they edited out minor cleavage and thoroughly incensed that the yearbooks cost $100.

Aha. I didn’t read the Guardian article. 

Naked auditions is a thing? I can’t imagine why that would be necessary.

I had noticed that too.

That goes double for people who get their cat’s ears pierced. I mean, dude, kewl and all but a cat is born perfect and that shit’s sure to catch on something and rip their ear, eventually.

That was my first thought.

Thanks!

You know what that song’s about, right? Too timely.

I was friends with Don, the first guy to get shot. I am so very tired of this, too.

Yeah, east Washington is Spokane and Yakima, anyway.

My kitty Miss Fang

I had friends who were movers and their #1 beef with the job was people who aren’t packed when they arrive.

It’s kind of amazing that you can pay a large chunk for insurance, the other person can be at fault and yet after a fender bender you can end up out a couple thousand dollars, hours of inconvenience, and with a car that is not as good as your wrecked one.

I’m very proud of her. 

My cat caught a mouse in the TV room. I let her play with it because she was so proud and amped by the experience, and then she ate it! In about four big bites. I was grateful to not have to deal with the corpse, but then it occurred to me- what if it doesn’t agree with her? She is a cat, after all (the barfing). She…

My mother had a kidney stone and said it was worse than childbirth.

WooHoo! I am loosely familiar with UK house prices from watching Escape to the Country and they’re pretty stunning. 

Sigh because you haven’t had rent that low since 1999?