Hug!

So laminated! Looks delicious. I have jumped on the yeast wagon about half a year past it’s peak trendiness, and have been making cinnamon roll dough rolled up with caramelized onions and goat cheese.

I never would have thought of pickle juice in rye bread but it sounds inspired- have you tried it? Does the acidity affect the yeast?

I thought they timed the images poorly to the music, but I did like how they showed Ted Cruise just as Johnny sang “dirt”.

If that’s actual barfing and not figurative barfing, you will need to be sure you are adequately hydrated - I once barfed myself into the emergency room and needed two bags of I.V. fluid replacement. I find that when I can’t keep water down with a real bad migraine, sucking on a Pedia-lite frozen pop resets me enough…

Egg lemon soup? It’s so good freshly made and just slightly less wonderful if you heat it up in the microwave the next day. The first time I made it for my ex, he said it was the best thing he’d ever eaten.

I woke up at 4 in the morning to watch the wedding live.

The BEST natural peanut butter is the stuff you grind yourself from the peanut butter grinder in a high quality, hippie style grocery store. Absolutely optimum when fresh and I’ve been spoiled for any other kind.

The Satanic Temple needs to make some sauce out of this ruling real quick.

I wish I’d thought of that instead of  an incredibly thick wad of folded up toilet paper held in place with a safety pin.

“Low sodium beef broth” - why, after the Worcestershire, pickles, ketchup, mayonnaise, bread, cheese, French fries and SALT, would regular beef broth make a difference?

Happy Birthday!

WhooHoo! Second best news I heard all day!

And not just that asshole, his family, and the quisling politicians who kissed his ass. I will always remember those among my acquaintance who defended or excused it all, and which houses in my little town had yard signs. Not to be an enemy, or get revenge, or be rude; but just to be wary, take anything they say with…

I wonder if her middle name begins with K?

I’m the most introverty introvert possible: can’t stand sports, wither like an underwatered coleus at large, loud parties- but I love live music and I miss it so much! The other day I heard a band practicing on my way home from work and I parked under their window to listen for a couple minutes. They were playing…

My 78 year old mother voted for the first time! Both parents have always had an attitude that both parties are equally corrupt and voting doesn’t make a difference but when Ruth Bader Ginsberg died my mother suddenly decided she needed to vote, We had a nice morning sitting around the table figuring out the smaller…

There’s only one thing worse than seeing your mother in the mirror- seeing your GRANDMOTHER in the mirror!

My mother told me bananas tasted different when she was young. I thought it was a bit of old lady brain fog until I heard about the other kind of banana- now I really want to taste one.

I’m so sorry.