You are too confused, and I don’t have the time to explain it to you.

Huh... funny, because the DOJ says that that the rate of ALL VIOLENT CRIMES (including sexual assault and rape) for people over 12 years old is 18.6 out of 1,000, meaning 0.186%.

According to RAINN (which would obvious have the most generous statistics, I won’t even go into the DOJ which will really make you look wrong), 1.6 people out of 1,000 are victims of sexual assault. Want me to repeat that? 1.6 people out of 1,000. That means 0.16% of people are victims of sexual assault per year. In…

I don’t think they are giving Blizzard enough credit. Yes, the idiom is a strange one to have as a family motto or on a scroll. Rather than “anticlimax”, what it really means is “the end result doesn’t meet up with positive expectations”. However, the literal translation of the idiom is, “a dragons head, but a…

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t…