Damn! Well done! You earned all that eating.

Oof, I don’t like the sound of Young Wallander. I like Wallander and Harry Hole and other crime novels in those latitudes, but sometimes it doesn’t work to un-brood those characters. Though maybe it’ll be like the HBO Perry Mason series where I like every character except the main character. I’d watch the hell out of…

Well done! I got through two or three levels before uninstalling Eternal. I didn’t vibe with the traversal and aerial focus, nor the rock/paper/scissors enemy strategy stuff. I could never get in the flow and always felt like I was underpowered or missing some key tech. It just wasn’t the Doom I wanted. 

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW EMAIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!

Cool, yeah. I definitely know I just haven't dug into all the menus enough yet. 

That's pretty funny. Poor Gary. 

It’s dumb, ridiculous, has unbalanced collision physics that interact with server/player lag in often unfair ways, and there isn’t much to it, but it’s still somehow lots of fun and I keep playing it. 

It’s a good one for picking up and putting down. You can focus on one level or just a few objectives or challenges for a bit and then hop back off. Plus, there's no real failure in it, or at least nothing that you can't retry right away.

I’ll check that out. Tim is weirdly funny and I can’t tell how much is shtick and how much is real. He is entertaining, though. I’ve picked up good strategies from watching Grand Poo Bear play it, too.

Right? That never happens. It just somehow worked out. >Insert Thanos perfectly balanced meme here<

I really liked every scene with Langston in the main game, so I'm looking forward to this. 

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYYYYYYYYPE 

I still haven't jumped into the AWE DLC yet, and I might save it until Halloween time since it's sounded a little creepier than other sections. Was there a new Threshold Kids episode? I absolutely loved the one from Foundations. 

You're way too kind. 

Yeah, it’ll show you the goal gap, but there are dozens of other gaps around. I hunted them all down in the original THPS2 to unlock Skater Heaven, and there are hefty challenge rewards in this game for unlocking them in each and every level. I can’t remember if THPS2 had a gap list, but I'm pretty sure it did.…

I got through the first three levels of THPS1 last night (that dang fifth bell, I tell you!) and thought I did pretty well for all the time off from the game. 300k+ in the competition level! Nice! Then I saw that there are platinum score challenges of 2 million+ on levels and remember just how far I have to go to get…

Well, over this long Tony Hawk, I think I’m going to Tony Hawk some Tony Hawk if I’m not Tony Hawking the house or sneaking in some Tony Hawk. I’ll probably play some Nioh to get a change of pace, but otherwise it’s gonna be mostly Tony Hawk.

HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY—

I am so glad a new generation gets to experience these games in such a sweet form. Hell yeah.

I’m all for this. Crank up the chaos, and break off the knob!