We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Can a lawyer explain to me how this isn’t illegal?

Surfing’s Most Iconic Event Is In Jeopardy Thanks To A Very Dumb Dispute

We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

As an avid hunter and someone who owns guns these types of situations piss me off. Why can’t we have some tighter controls on guns? Why cant we expand the background checks? I cant stand the NRA and refuse to join them because of how extreme their stance is. Work with people to find some sort of common ground instead…

It was amazing watching a foreign player whip these Korean pros so soundly last night. Scarlett literally did things with Zerg I’ve never seen in a pro game, and I’ve watched thousands. She’s going to have a tough road in the Ro8, but I believe!

Queen of the North is definitely not a Starcraft reference.

As a Canadian and Blizzard fan I am exceedingly happy to be able to stop giving a shit about that toxic buttwaffle xQc and kneel to Scarlett as our new eSports Laureate.

No. You really don’t have to ask.

Shot:

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

I’m not sure Whitlock would have a problem with that. 

T.O. is kinder than I am. I’d have told him to “Eat a whole, entire ass.”