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This is one of my signature moves; I call it, "I gave myself the last one."

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"Can you chirp second gear, dude?"

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He does.

I have my doubts about the validity of this story; Walsh may be blind but anyone would recognize Mariotti by his overwhelming scent of Drakkar Noir.

I know I'm late to the party but the CM Storm Xornet is by far the best budget gaming mouse if you use a claw grip. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005TEPB74/…

Man, the tables have really turned: Whitlock is usually the one asking "are you gonna finish that?"

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I saw your reply, Damon, but now I can't find it; it's another Kinja miracle.

Those are amazing numbers but you should note that exclaiming, "'Murica!" is a dig on America. Note the spelling and general usage.

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Or worse, losing your shirt by plowing your life's savings into gold.