Thanks - I’ll have it on your desk by Monday. Working title:

Counterargument: Taylor Swift is fucking cool?

This is the correct take. The Warriors looked to be running out of steam in previous rounds. Their core players essentially added a sixth season’s worth of games in the process of their last five playoff runs. The Clippers and a completely dysfunctional Rockets team both took them to six games. There are no asterisks.…

Pratt stays in the ranking only because we need a K option for F/M/K.

Yeah, Pine seems great, but CLEARLY it’s Evans—Hemsworth—Pine.

I just feel like Chris Pine kind of looks...generic? My order:

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Scoring in a World Cup is personal as much as it is for the benefit of the team. Mallory Pugh scored the eleventh goal, and it was her first ever goal in a World Cup (in her first World Cup game). Alex Morgan tied a USWNT record. It’s always a big deal to score in a World Cup, and these players are allowed to…

Do Euripides lame jokes off someone or claim them as your own?

The thing is:  Hope is not wrong here, it’s just that no one wants to hear this take from her.

Kevin Durant is definitely reading this.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Counterpoint to your argument: Over the past month, this guys overwhelming dominance of the game has made watching Jeopardy each evening no longer fun for me - so I stopped doing it. This article is the sign I’ve been waiting for that I can come back to my evening routing of watching Jeopardy while I prepare dinner.

Maybe we need to rethink this whole thing about personal gun owernship being right instead of being a privilege.

Yeah, I don’t know why they thought that was a good idea to include. I think it would have been both funnier and less messed-up if she’d just showed up to party with the kids.

Ive seen it twice already and laughed my ass off. Its a classic.

The answer, of course, is to buck a four-year reputation of being a stick in the mud by attending every single party they can find before graduation, in an attempt to cram the four years of fun into one wild night that they will remember forever.

I have not seen this, but reading this I felt like it’s a similar vibe to another (seriously underappreciated) female-driven high school sex comedy, The To Do List. You’ve got an absolutely loaded cast (Aubrey Plaza! Bill Hader! Pre-Because The Internet Donald Glover! Clark Gregg AND Connie Britton as the parents!)…

this is an iconic high school movie for me. it had me laughing hard so many times through out. i loved it so much and i wish it would get more exposure.