Ugh, my dad commented a lot on my weight, too. It still stings. *hugs*

Spumoooooniiiiii.

What I love about this is that, somewhere, there’s a farmer who has a new revenue stream.

See this is where I tend to feel uncomfortable judging women who get this surgery.

I know it’s a mostly result of societal pressure to look a certain way, for goddamn yoga pants of all things.

But if someone feels so intensely horrible about their body, to the point where they’d consider surgery...I have a hard time…

My fave line:

I got Nexplanon this June and I’ve been preaching it’s awesomeness to all my friends. Surprisingly, the implant/IUD makes all of them squeamish. The funniest thing about this: I’m the only one of us who is not banging anybody. One friend literally said she didn’t like the idea of a foreign object inside her. She…

The part that cracks me up is that they didn’t want the person drinking “in public.” They’re fine with something they consider immoral, as long as no one knows about it. This one thing told me everything you need to know about that “church”.

If you don’t like the idea of having an object inside your uterus, absolutely consider Nexplanon! I’m on my second one and I can’t even tell it is there unless I press on it.

Wow. Really? So once a parent has children, they aren’t allowed to change careers (or even jobs) at all? I can’t tell if you’re trolling, or you legitimately think that her husband is bad for wanting to become a teacher.