Hey, that is not fair! Plagiarizing is wrong! I demand you issue me a nonpology immediately!

Somewhere, Tony Kushner is laughing right now.

He just has the best voice. I especially like his work on "The Exorcist" audiobook, where he pronounces it as "ex-OR-cist!" throughout.

"Next December, Justin Guarini IS Sweeney Todd!"

"Next December, Justin Guarini IS Sweeney Todd!"

The movie is pretty dang good. A little too in love with itself, as Russell movies tend to be, but Amy Adams is through-the-roof incredible.

Jessica Chastain and her two Academy Award nominations are so not Bryce Dallas Howard.

Do I get extra years added on for being able to detect his Canadian accent? Eh?

How dare you!

Didn't realize that there were people out there who still cared about this show who weren't my mom.