Dammit, why'd you have to link to that pizza fundraiser? Think of all the A.V. Club commenters who are now going to contribute!

Oh, the sequel is being directed by a guy who's most prominent credit is being a VFX supervisor? This is sure to turn out well.

As a former South Bend resident who once was forced to go to Muncie on business, I send my regards. As has often been alluded to in the show, there is basically nothing to do there.

Not to burst your bubble, but the Slate Spoiler Special has been on top of this for awhile now. Not sure how many "Let's analyze Serial!" podcasts I can handle, but hey, I'm all for wasting my life away listening to podcasts.

Will Jon Voight narrate?

Every time a new cast member is announced, it just makes me miss the Jessica Chastain-Viola Davis-Elisabeth Moss dream version I had in my head. Oh well.

With this movie, I'm betting Amy Adams becomes the new Thelma Ritter, Deborah Kerr and Glenn Close: sixth Oscar nomination coming right up, but not counting on this role to bring her the win. She would have to be paralyzed and painting with her mouth in order to pull it off.

No doubt this news will make Jessica Chastain change her mind.

Sutton Foster is off in a corner, crying silently somewhere.

Someone go check on Debbie Reynolds.

Thoughts and prayers are with Juliette Binoche and her Oscar right now.

From The World According to Garp to Dead Poets' Society to Aladdin and on and on, he was such formidable part of cinematic culture for so long. Always becomes more sad when it's a suicide. He was so full of life. RIP Robin, you legend.

His dialog delivery in "In Bruges," (which is for some unknown reason still under-seen and underrated) is just pitch perfect, and the delicacy with which he plays many of his characters has always impressed me. Who needs Oscar nominations?

"Three-time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill" is totally happening now, isn't it?

I'm not one to get all bent out of shape over the Oscars, but when Amy Adams didn't win for this film, I was crestfallen. Certainly one of the best performances of the aughts.

"Good news guys. We weren't able to get Amy Adams back for the Enchanted sequel, but we did get the writers from "The Smurfs," so it's all good."

I've been wanting a sequel to The Skeleton Key, so this should do nicely.

I guess he went like Elsie.

My piano teacher studied with Rosina. I never thought I'd ever bring this up on The A.V. Club.

I do love what he has to say about the Golden Globes, though:
"It certainly doesn’t mean anything to win a Golden Globe, that’s for sure. It’s a meaningless event. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association is kidding you that something’s happening. They’re fucking ridiculous. It’s 90 nobodies having a wank… Boycott the…