“ I mean if you just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything.”

“no carbon fiber sub had ever gone that deep before.”

What’s the old saying? Regulations are written in blood?

It’s cause reading a menu on a phone fucking SUCCCKKKSSSS. 

yea this ^^

Comes from restaraunt owners/managers having 0 clue about technology and farming it out to some guy that walked in the door to sell them a barcode and a garbage site for $5k.

99% of the time laminated menus are perfectly clean. Maybe they’re a bit wet if they just got wiped down but I can’t think of the last time one was actually sticky.

QR codes work pretty good in places with constantly changing specials menus or places with changing beer or wine lists. It makes more sense than printing out daily menus

Because trying to read an outdated, tiny menu that’s not formatted for the phone in any way, assuming your phone even can handle a QRCode that way (not all can) and is almost always either wrong or often useless (I’ve been to restaurants where the QRCode menu doesn’t even have prices on it) might ALSO be a turn off to…

she dives into the car

Because it isn’t CFA’s Christian ownership which raises hackles. Its their financial contributions to discrimination and their No-Sundays policy.

Putting aside the fact that the reprehensible political actions of CFA are a good part of why I won’ t eat there (the other part mainly being “I don’t think their food is good”) I know people who live in Alabama who think that the “closed on Sundays” thing is dumb, so this isn’t entirely down to regionalism.

If this was the experience in Miami just imagine how bad it will be in Vegas, a city that literally only exists to separate visitors from their money.

I’m not aware of any modern water-based paint that does not chip easily. Modern water based paints done in two stages (paint and clearcoat) dry to a thin layer and are incredibly hard, so they flake easily. There are no alternatives that meet environmental regulation and can be applied to a panel in a minute.  

And what kind of manly man would “fear for his life” if someone throws a water bottle at his car?

Wait so randomly shooting out of a moving vehicle in public, because you thought your car got shot (which did they ever find bullet holes?)...Oh after he CUT SOMEONE OFF, constitutes as a reasonable action? nah the dude has no self control or humility to de-escalate the situation with a “I’m sorry wave” to the driver…

Oh, we’re not talking about the world here. We’re talking about the United States of America and its well-regulated militia.

Or, heaven forbid, vote when they think they’re in the clear to do so.

Yet another reason not to go to Florida anymore. They’re fucking nuts down there.

Seriously, fuck Florida and fuck “Stand Your Ground”. It’s legalized murder, over and over again. 

It literally has less sugar than Heinz