“To anyone who ever believed Elon Musk’s bullshit: you’ve been had.”

Oh man, agree to disagree. I think it’s great. 

Too late.

Does Canada even have jails or do they just accept a heartfelt apology?

Toronto is so far removed from Canada that they all want to be part of the US. I am not surprised this happened at all. 410 & 401 through Toronto is a shitty hellscape painted with asphalt.
Also, please refrain from denoting a citizenship onto those horrible water fowl. They are Canada geese and they are def not…

That wasn’t a swerve, that was a deliberate brake check. This guy should lose his license and go to jail.

PROTIP: Play the clip muted

That seems like a very different take to “hating” this and apparent anger that they’re “not for vegetarians”, which isn’t even true. I know several vegetarians, all I guess a lot younger than you, as you’ve been a veggie for nearly thirty years (so are presumably in your forties at least), who love this sort of thing.…

yes. I think beyond meat is better, but also because you can buy it at the store and cook it up yourself. Every time I go to a restaurant and try an impossible burger it always comes out dry. I don’t know if that’s an inherent flaw or because the cooks aren’t cooking it right.

Last week I drove a 2019 Corolla sedan rental car with a manual (overseas) delivered to me with only 89kms on it.

I have to caution against dropping to the SE version, if you care much about the handling. The 16" wheels/tires of the SE surely decrease impact harshness, but they created a slow steering response with non-linear effort build, as well as a noticeable front-to-rear phase lag (difference in reaction time from the front…

I don’t have any food allergies (except the mycoprotein in Quorn-brand foods, mild anaphylaxis, but this is an easy food to avoid since it’s only that one brand in the US), but knowing several people who do have food allergies and vegetarian needs, I get why a vegan might be concerned with food prep meeting their…

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

That was basically my reaction provided it’d be sub $40K with a good lease deal and not only would it have a built-in vacuum but pressure-hose system with rubber everywhere and drain holes. Also if it came with some air purification system that misted Febreeze every few seconds (we have three boys who play sports)…

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING! YESSSS.

Same with Can Am further back.

I can fix this, easily. Thanks for asking.

I would run for 2 season than everybody would left because it’s too expensive. See: LMP1