Uffff. another friend of ours has a baby who learned to walk before crawling - which I will admit is kind of a big deal - but like, if the kid goes to crawling after that, have they already peaked? Can someone peak as a baby?

Man, I don’t know. I’m just glad I no longer have social media because I was so tired of seeing parents acting like their kids were the next coming of Einstein all because they were able to shit in a toilet.

#allmenincludingbrothers

14 children, all adults now - 10 of whom were adopted overseas out of absolute poverty. Thaddeus was paralyzed from polio and lived in a wheelchair. Where do you get the idea that most of them are emotionally unstable?

Because she adopted a lot of high-risk orphans who had emotional problems already due to their horrible circumstances. She was totally Angelina before Angelina existed, plus she purposefully adopted children who would otherwise have a very difficult time finding a home.

They DO look like baked potatoes. There is no such thing as a good-looking newborn.

#literallyallofthem

Say what you want – pro or con – about Angelina Jolie. But I have no doubt that girl is unafraid to fight dirty. Down and dirty.

Yay babies indeed, but they all look like baked potatoes when they first come out.

I know. I thought I’d be all <insert munching popcorn .gif>, but it’s really just sad any way you look at it. It’s really hard to find any humor from this situation.

I legitimately think that Dusty Rose is the name of the Mary Kay Cadillac color. I’m not going to google it because Idon’t want to be proven wrong.

Yeah, the child abuse side of this really killed whatever “not election-related drama” thrill I got from the initial announcement.

#allmen

All men are too much work, Sofia.

You’re kind. I thought stripper, porn star...

Oh man...this isn’t the fun divorce I hoped it would be

I’m not on the left coast and that’s what I thought, too! But it sounds like they’re describing an attic? A crawl space is scary, probably has no windows, and is where serial killers keep the bodies. An attic is not ideal but may be do-able.

Yeah, I don’t get it. This guy could easily rent a tiny room in one of those places with like, 8 roomers in them for that amount. He’s an idiot.

How is it even legal to rent spaces like this for habitation?