The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

The sad part is that I only recognize half of those dudes which means we’re so used to mass killings at this point that you gotta knock off at least a dozen before you become a household name.

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

What the 2nd Amendment didn’t have in mind when it stated ‘A well regulated militia’.

That would actually be a really excellent solution to the problem of college being way too expensive for our rather sad job market. Young people could get some actual experience and training and then decide job or college.

Rep. Duncan Hunter of California intended it as “gotcha amendment,” because he didn’t think liberals would vote to draft women.

All boys are men and all women are girls, so sayeth the Cruz.

Instead of the draft, I wonder what the politicians and voting public would think about a national service program, similar to the various countries around the world? National service for two years, for everyone regardless of socio-economics, race, creed or sexual orientation. To work locally and beyond on federal…

The way this all blew up in Duncan Hunter’s face is absolutely delicious.

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

Settled then. But where the hell is Bradley Cooper playing Bradley Cooper playing an actor named Bradley Cooper engaged to an obviously fictional 15 year old model named Suzuki Watercress?

It can’t be a David O. Russell film, because in his films the roles for 30+ year old women go to Jennifer Lawrence and in this one... she actually plays closer to her age.

She’s like the it girl for boring ass shit that didn’t need a film adaptation. (Hunger Games aside.)

Thank god she is not doing this with David O. Russell.

Oh Jesus, no one asked for this.

When did David O. Russell change his name to Adam McKay?

This ... this does not need to be made into a movie. Especially not a JLaw movie.

How is she supposed to play a woman who’s only a mere 7 years older than her? Will they do it with computers?

Persky made a controversial evidentiary ruling which allowed the jury to view seven photographs of the alleged victim “partying about a year or so after the alleged gang rape. In the photos, she is scantily clad, wearing a garter belt and what appear to be fishnet stockings.”

Meanwhile, my two year old is spreading her feet, dropping the iPad between them and saying “I poo-pood piePad!”