Well, except for authoritarian leaders worldwide, that is.

Have people made jokes about how we are both nations led by tubby men with bizarre hair? I haven’t been keeping up.

You know, the last person to claim, “If the president does it, it can’t be illegal,” was Richard Nixon, who was referred to by a Good Journalist as “a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president,” as well as “so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.”