(I think someone should remind Nintendo that they’re supposed to be dead and failing. Not making me the most excited I’ve been about games in a long while.)

They swept the leg. Best conference BY FAR. The Switch is going to be a monster- I’m convinced now. Even the success it has now is nothing compared to what it’s going to be after this.

Thinking about things too much is literally my job.

You are obviously eating the wrong pasty then. You need to find a church where a bunch of grandmothers are making them to sell as a fundraiser. Those are the best kind.

Came for metroid, leaving disappointed as usual

I’m sure he will have multiple lawyers bidding to represent him. The settlement offers will just write themselves with this kind of bad publicity.

It’s also a PR nightmare. It will cost them millions in bad publicity for being the airline of assholes who throw physically throw paying customers off of planes for stupid reasons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to wait for what I’m sure will be a calm and reasonable comment section.

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

Can we just start calling this the best game ever? This gets released on time, with basically no bugs, and is essentially a huge physics sandbox.

No, this does N64, SNES, NES, Atari, Sega, Negeo, anything Lakka can do. It’s configured out of the box to auto-import files from NES, SNES, N64 or Genesis, but it can play anything you could play on your own setup. It’s just designed to look like an N64 cartridge, which is part of the appeal. And you don’t have to go…

I think you commented on the wrong article. Not that I disagree with the content of your comment, haha.

Give me Metroid.

I hope the Cuban people get a fair shot too. I hope America removes the embargo and allows the country to prosper.

If you have any valuable data on your laptop you already lost.

This would be even better if Microsoft didn’t back out on their unlimited storage for OneDrive. Lame.

I’m in the same boat: Loved 30 Rock, can’t get on board with Kimmy Schmidt. The comedy is lacking entirely in subtlety and leans heavily on stereotypes. I know the Native American humor has its defenders, but I personally found it borderline Adam Sandler-like and cringe-worthy.

• He joins a fellow billionaire—an Amway heiress and major political donor—who will be running the Department of Education.

Can someone please explain the appeal of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to me? Everyone (that I generally hold in high regards comedy-show wise) seems to love the show but I just....can’t.