(I think someone should remind Nintendo that they’re supposed to be dead and failing. Not making me the most excited I’ve been about games in a long while.)

They swept the leg. Best conference BY FAR. The Switch is going to be a monster- I’m convinced now. Even the success it has now is nothing compared to what it’s going to be after this.

Thinking about things too much is literally my job.

You are obviously eating the wrong pasty then. You need to find a church where a bunch of grandmothers are making them to sell as a fundraiser. Those are the best kind.

Came for metroid, leaving disappointed as usual

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to wait for what I’m sure will be a calm and reasonable comment section.

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

Can we just start calling this the best game ever? This gets released on time, with basically no bugs, and is essentially a huge physics sandbox.

I think you commented on the wrong article. Not that I disagree with the content of your comment, haha.

Give me Metroid.

I hope the Cuban people get a fair shot too. I hope America removes the embargo and allows the country to prosper.

This would be even better if Microsoft didn’t back out on their unlimited storage for OneDrive. Lame.

• He joins a fellow billionaire—an Amway heiress and major political donor—who will be running the Department of Education.

If Hillary had won instead, also by the slimmest of margins, would you truly feel safe and calm knowing that 49% didn’t vote for her and those people are in your midst?

I’m my late twenties. That’s like being 60 in gamer years. Leave me alone and get off my digital lawn!

Which one would you prefer, a qHD (540 x 960 pixels) or a FullHD (1080 x 1920) if the qHD gave you four times the battery life?

Hmm, that may be the one bright spot here. I do miss being able to have Pokémon battles on a TV. I wonder if it’s a coincidence that 4th gen is the last time I was really into Pokémon.

That means Capcoms finally gonna be forced to make graphics better than the PS2!

Better be at least 720p resolution (which would be a Wii U downgrade but a huge upgrade to the 3DS). I’d love to play their handheld franchises in a higher resolution. If this rumor is true and they are fusing their console and handheld businesses then all of their traditionally handheld franchises would be on this…