I hope no one gets particularly offended, because this is amazing!

Say hello to the XB1 32X.

Rep./Dem....whatever. Whoever. The similarity is uncanny, it relates to a game, and certainly put s smile on my face.

Anyone think that looks like Mirr...nevermind.

2.7 litre petrol is “efficiency-oriented”.

How do cops in the US get away with being so fat? Serious question. A high level of fitness should surely be mandatory for active duty officers.

Wait...it wasn’t meant to be December 2017?

Did you send him a badly-spelled message asking to buy his gamertag?

Trying to launch your warthog over that arch in TSC was amazing.

Yeah my first reaction was hilarity, too. It’s not like the kid was never going to get the PS4.

I work there every so often, and sit next to that.

Call me crazy, but the Fusion looks better in that shot.

I’m astonished that you found that possible!

I’m not even talking about the official merchandising and commercial arrangements, I’m talking about an endless array of stories like this one.

You know, I honestly do quite like Star Wars. But am I the only one who is sick of the bombardment of SW news, features and...well...pretty much anything that has even the slightest connection with it - even before VII has arrived?

I do hope I’ve never been *that* customer. Whenever I visit the US with work, I’m often on my own and I love being able to sit at the bar, chat with the staff and ask them for recommendations. You just don’t get that in the UK.

I agree with a lot of what you say in this piece and I hope 343i take it on board, but I’m bothered by the repeated statement “for some reason” when in actual fact a lot of those reasons are explained perfectly well from in-game lore (not the EU).

Err...what?

I feel like a lot of gamers defending this mission as “a choice in morality” are scratching the dirt looking for justifications as to why CoD should be considered a thinking man’s game. When it's not.

I didn’t get bored of it :’(