Nothing at all creepy about this thread. Nosiree…

Black Bolt commented on the Emily Haines interview. It made my evening.

Good to know. I'm from Kansas — the most dangerous thing about the fish in our lakes is the fact that the water is so polluted from all the pesticide runoff from the fields that you'll probably get cancer from eating them. No bats required.

What's a fish bat? It sounds cool.

If last year was any indication, the comments go all to shit in the summer months. I blame the kidz.

It's not gay if you don't get hard while you're getting fucked in the ass, right?

Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson all routinely sang (or still sing) other people's songs. And they kick ass doing it.

Link please.

Yeah I was wondering if this was about Ali.

Zing!

Hey look! A comment mbs hasn't replied to yet!

Misogyny much?

To the guy who said it's rare to see ads that make him want to punch kids in the face — Wow. Totally not with you on that one. I can barely make it through my day without wanting to punch kids in the face.

Do you want the cucumber bruised?

Yeah I never thought of it as a dig at Willie, but maybe there's some back story I'm not aware of.

Is everyone in Wichita portrayed as extremely obese? And provincial? And myopic? And just in general as terrible human beings? Because otherwise it's not too accurate.

Now wait just a minuet…

So is it OK when David Allan Coe said it?

It works though — Crowe bears an uncanny resemblance to an AP reporter I know. He's an unmitigated douche, too.

You lost me.