Hey we're still cool in the Phillipines, right? We've been riding that MacArthur wave for 60+ years now.

No one cares what you think about beer.

No one cares how much you know about beer.

You can't arrest someone for murder before they commit a murder. Yet.

I just always assumed one studio caught wind of what the other was doing and tried to beat them to the punch.

I finally watched The Last Waltz, Helm was pretty good in that.

You were into Spice Girls when you were 11? Sweet god I feel old.

It seems like I looked at the ingredients lable on Jones Sodas once and they said HFCS, so I've never bothered.

How is he above Weird Al?

Man, I had to scroll all the way down here for anyone to mention Murphy. And then it wasn't even the "I'd hit that" or "I'd push her in my swing ifyaknowwhatImean" variety. Either the AVclubbers have classed it up, or someone's riding the delete button heavy today.

@TomWaits — it's soap operas for guys.

The fact that I think she's fetching unfortunately can't blind me to the fact that she can't act for shit. She should give it up and instead just stand around looking pretty for me.

Who invited Killjoy McWetblanket to the party?

You must be new around here. We don't take kindly to family guy references 'round these parts, pardner.

"kicked his ass" = a few shoves, some yelling, and crying alone in the bathroom later.

Hey what's wrong with going to bed at 11? And get off my lawn!

Since you lie so easily and you are so shallow, I shall lie you in a shallow grave.

Also I just realized those choices date me terribly.

Now if TV studios would follow suit — I'm dying for the full series of Night Court. And Newhart. And Square One TV. Anyone remember Square One? I hate math and I loved that show.

Hey, only mbs can get away with that kind of run-on-sentence stream of consciousness ranting around these parts, pardner.