Look it up, it's true.

Oh good lord, are there people who are still grossed out by the thought of their parents having sex?

I wanna banga Topanga.

Well, I look for thing such as kindness, compassion and warmth when I'm looking for a mate. Compatible movie choice is pretty far down the totem pole.

Brother from another mother > Undercover Brother

The Bellona backlash (which I missed the first time around because I don't read the newswire entries much) was bad, but was it really worse than the Great Joe11 Impersonation Scandal of last year? That was one of the more entertaining-yet-disturbing moments in AVC history, IMO.

So one of the local high school mascots is the Cougars — sports headlines frequently make me giggle, especially when talking about the girls' teams.

Brooke Burke. Is she still on that?

I also wanted to make the obligatory Glau reference. You think the AV comment monitor squad is on red alert today?

The definition of irony is someone from Nebraska talking shit on Kansas. That's pretty much like someone with syphilis talking shit on someone with a less-serious case of syphilis.

Shhhhh….

Harbinger — you left out the most important part. The Ukranian girl, is she hot?

The guy said Free Tibet so I took two.

So bubbles is the new grandma's candy treats? I was just getting used to that one.

She was fucking him. Hate to break to you, but it might help you move on.

When I was 26 and met my 18-year-old fiancee I bragged about it to everyone who would listen.

No, and the cock knocks who have run our papers into the ground can all get anally raped by rabid porcupines.

If you don't like the argument then don't read it.

He's like the guy who hears you tell a joke, but you didn't tell the exact version he's familiar with so he proceeds to tell the same joke but with his "correct" version just because he can't stand not being the center of attention. I hate those fuckers.

I like how the guy who drove a camaro's avatar is of a big old WT mustache.