Anyone remember her hour-long show that lasted about 5 minutes back in the 90s? Even as a dipshit kid who would watch absolutely anything on the three channels we could pick up I knew enough to know that was the longest hour in the history of time.

I got a hardon the first time I heard that song. I still get a little aroused by it.

Are you referring to what it's made of? Then you are correct. Worked in the kitchen for several years in college; I still have Friday Night Dinner Rush flashbacks from time to time.

Cabinet position? Seriously?
Hey I'm all for the arts and shit but really, Mr. Guy in Charge of the Recording Association or whatever it's called? A cabinet position? Personally I prefer Obama focus on the whole preventing the ice caps from melting while getting us the fuck out of Iraq and staving off the worst…

Wow I saw most of those bands at Ozzfest in '99 or so. I had no idea people were still talking about them.

It's Jon, not John. How the fuck hard is it to not use an "h" in Jon? I've been dealing with that shit my whole life.

Ask the AP how much they pay photogs from member papers when they use their images. Yes, they are wanktards.

Wow, that was great. Thank you.

It's a fucking movie, it's not like they're curing cancer or something. I sure as hell couldn't get away with that at my job and I deal with people constantly who actually deserve it. So yes, he's being a primadonna little bitch.

Disappointed. Dismayed. Discombobulated. The opposite of none of those words is reached by removing the "dis."

Clearly, the opposite of indifference is difference.

Dynamite Kid, bitches!

Haystacks Calhoun, bitches!

What are the Germans responsible for? Besides, you know, the obvious?
Bratwursts and good beer? You're welcome.