It's gonna be yuge like the size of our best trophies.

Lol you never saw the goat fucking post. http://jezebel.com/would-you-fuck…

Trust me he doesn’t care about the scars. It took forever to convince my wife that I still found her sexy after the birth of our son. She thought I was put off by the stretch marks and saggy stomach. but on the contrary I still found her as hot as when we first started dating.

Or you could just fuck a goat!

That’s the crazy part if he played against any of us mortals he could single handily murder us in a pick up game.

Greatest Fifa player ever.

Negative byproduct of the Internet age. It gives every idiot an opinion and the means to publish a stupid statement. But as a minority I can tell you there has never been a better time to be alive in this country. I can date who ever I like, go to any store where ever I want, spend my money however I want and for the…

Fuck you troll. You say the most cliche unoriginal shit I’ve ever heard. I’m no SJW so I don’t give a damn if your troll ass commits suicide.

You haven't been on Jezebel then. Also your blowing this out of proportion

I hate sounding like a broken record but duke has finally been producing decent NBA talent. Jalil okafor, justise Winslow and mason plumler are decent players

Shane battler has something to say about that. And hell if jay Williams career would have panned out he would have been another one of those annoying ass duke player.

JJ redick, Shane barrier, lol deng and a few other dookies have something to say about that. (I can't consider Kyrie Irving one he played like 9 games)

I personally feel like we shouldn't let trolls dictate how much our society has progressed since the civil rights era. Trolls gonna troll, and I say this while I'm talking shit to a racist troll on deadspin.

Oh resorting to racial epithets how original. Fuck outta here you peice of shit troll. I'm mad I'm wasting my time with this shit.

What the fuck have you done lately to contribute to society other than being a troll.

Booker t Washington, Barack Obama, and the black guy fucking your mom.

Dude that was just flat out racist. What race is Neil degrasse Tyson.

Hey that's racist

My sister use to do this a shit ton of times when I was younger and she has never been assaulted. Mind you do it in public and not in some scary ass ally

Oh just Juelz Santana about to play center field for the Yankees during breast cancer awareness month.