Your righteous indignation is noted for the record.

Remember when Notre Dame fired Ty Willingham for not being able to beat some of the greatest USC teams ever? Good times.

How much longer can Notre Dame afford to be terrible before NBC loses interest in broadcasting their games?

I’m Suh sick of you guys only focusing on the few bad apples in football.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Probably the only Irish foot to ever touch the head of a Trojan.

They also considered dropping an anvil on his head.

Marita Lorenz is a German name. Hell, “Lorenz” is basically the German form of “Lawrence”. What’s cringeworthy about JLaw playing someone with German heritage?

I can’t tell you how happy I am that this cigar fellating despot is dead. Hopefully Robert Mugabe will die soon as well.

If something like that ever were to be planned, more likely than not the President wouldn’t even be involved.

What is Shia Labeouf doing in that ridiculous hat?

In Trump’s murica, president sprays you with LSD.

Yeah, let she who hasn’t slept with a dumb ex she’d rather have assassinated cast the first stone here.

He was a total alpha, just like Che, are you kidding? Half the appeal for a dogmatist’s followers is sexual. Grotesque but true.

Honestly the ridiculous ways the U.S tried (and failed) to get rid of Castro could be a fucking Despicable Me movie. Okay so Castro loved scuba diving so the CIA seriously considered building an explosive seashell to kill him on one of his dives, they also considered contaminating his diving suit with TB and some kind…

The American assianation attempts on Castro makes us sound like Bond Villians or the 1960's verson of the Joker.

this is the role i want in the upcoming war

Typical. Nice guys get banished to the friendzone while girls chase after jocks and bad boys and Fidel Castro.

It’s only going to get worse as people who were famous in the 70s and 80s get older and older. One day only Betty White and Cher will be left from those days.

And by then it’ll be 90s stars dying left and right. It won’t stop.

2016 can go to a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.