What we need is a man of the people, someone who’s willing to do the odd jobs other coaches think are beneath them. Someone who gets along with the team and practically lives at the stadium.

Say it with me now... Tom-Su-La!!!!

P.S: If the parking lot is part of the stadium, you can replace “practically” with “actually”.…

::cums::

This is totally a sign that they are going to regress and maybe cut all the dual-nationals. Can’t wait for the US national team to look like a damn prep school again. *vomits in lap*

Make America(n soccer) Great Again

It’s true; he’d be a great pick for this job

To Whom It May Concern,

I’m writing to express my interest in your open position of head coach of the U.S. Men’s National Team and Technical Director. I think you’ll find that my experience perfectly matches up with the needs of your program. As a coach, I have won not only the Astonishingly Shiny Cup of All Cups in…

America would never understand and accept the nuanced methods of Jogi Low.

MIguel Herrera should be available.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Words against black background: Kenya August 4 1961

god damnit i wish gawker would come back so all these shitty politics SJW writers would leave deadspin

This looks pretty awesome, although I can’t think of Obama in college without this:

Hamilton wouldn’t make it past the first two minutes in a House of Cards episode. You kind of have to play things close to the vest in Washington. Not “Even if it’s about a really bad guy who is on the verge of becoming president”. Especially if it’s about a really bad guy who is on the verge of becoming president.

For the last time, Trump isn’t racist. He just thinks White Christian males are superior to anyone else.

“Jeff Sessions’s wife won’t denounce him!!!!!1! She is an asshole!”

But consensual drunk sex is how most of us were conceived.

You aren’t the only one not immediately irate.

Depends on if you think he’s referring to St. Patrick’s Day being a great time to meet people who are looking for a hookup, or if you interpret his tweet as saying St. Patrick’s Day is a great time to take advantage of women who are too drunk to consent.