*sigh* even other churches are catching on

Pay me $150k and I’ll tell you I slept with melania Trump. We had a pillow fight and told each other our deepest and darkest secrets .

I despise the Trumps and even I don’t give a shit about that story.

I bet the protester’s head exploded when he was able to unironically say, “Thanks Obama!”

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

it is far too early for this shit

Fuck Donald Trump.

100% agree. There’s so much real, actual horrible shit he’s done that we can (and do!) ping him on, but this seems like looking for anything to be mad at. Which, by the way, is what he has accused his opponents of doing all along. Why give him the ammunition?

I WAS PROMISED DAMNING OPPO!!!!

That’s deep. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost. That’s the most troubling part for me: how do they relate to him? They can’t really believe they will have a shot at a life like his. The birth lottery has already prevented that. What sort of cognitive projection is required to see yourself in him?

Yea I’m kinda with you. It can be fun to secretly flirt with your partner in public like this. Now it is trump so anything he does is gross but some healthy, consenting couples enjoy this sort of thing.

To be honest, I also don’t care about Trump’s consensual affairs. We’d probably have to get rid of 99% of all politicians if we gave a shit about consensual affairs, particularly when the participants are smart enough to keep it all under wraps (unlike tweein’ Weiner).

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

If nothing else it demonstrates his entitlement when it comes to women yet again. My husband might slap my ass at home, but he certainly would not do it in public or on film. But yeah, I was hoping for something more damning.

C’mon. THIS is the best we can do? The guy’s a fucking monster, and patting someone (his wife???) on the ass 22 years ago is somehow damning?

She refused to stop getting older.

I stood outside of a movie theater in a mask and handed out fliers explaining why meat is murder. I was 40. The movie that was playing? Chicken Run.