Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

McCrory’s actions had direct impact on the state when he doubled down on HB2. Thousands of jobs and millions in revenue were lost.

You know what I find extremely funny about all this? NC voted Republican for president but not governor? That means thousands of people were fine with the orange fascist and sexual predator but not McCrory. LOL forever.

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

No no but don’t you know? Alex Jones and other alt-righters white supremacists announced that they have proof that at least 3 million undocumented immigrants voted for Hillary so she didn’t really win the popular vote.

The fuck is he on about? ”For every one new regulation, two old regulations will be eliminated (so important).” What kind of clown science is this? He really has NO IDEA what he’s doing, does he?

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

thank you for bringing this gif into my life

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

That dog was too good for them....he’s in a better place now.

Yeah. She isn’t comedian funny, but I do think she has some moments where she has wry, sharp humor. If she can get it to land right she might be fine. Honestly, just standing up and pointing to Donald would be enough of a roast. “I could roast him, but...do I need to?”

I’m gonna assume they both do. Neither one comes off as off-the-cuff witty.

Everyone at their table:

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.