Sue, Sue, SUE, SUE, SUE these motherfuckers. I want those women to OWN that golf club.

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The American police exist solely to cater to white bodies, fears, tears and paranoid hallucinations. Why would the cops make this trip out over a complaint of leisurely golfers? Where is the crime here that the police upon getting this call deemed it necessary to spend tax payer dollars investigating? Counties need to…

What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the…

At least they didn’t suggest that you shove the bottle into your vagina.

People have thought praying works for millennia, and still do.

They’ve done that ever since these people needed a more interesting story to tell.

I am calling bullshit on this part of the story. Since when do sharks parent their young and teach them to hunt?

To make matters worse, their phone fell overboard on the first day.

“Mayday Call would have been entirely inappropriate” 

Yeah, your not fooling anyone with that shark-apologist propaganda, Mr. Shark

“They had water purifiers and a year’s supply of dry food, including pasta, rice, and oatmeal.”

Those poor dogs :( The women willingly put themselves in that situation so I have little sympathy for them, but the dogs had no say in it.

Starred for the “Nope Train to Fuckthatville,” a phrase I have never heard but plan on using every 5 minutes for the rest of my life.

I was with you for a minute there, Mayim, I really was. I, too, have experienced probably less-than-average amounts of sexual harassment and catcalling (though not none, of course, because duh), and I’ve largely attributed it to two things: I’ve always been a homebody, and I’m not hot, just regular. So I get that…

Fuck Maureen Dowd I’m not surprised she’s still clutching her women shaming schtick that worked so well in the 90s. It’s the only time she was relevant. But why does she still have such a high profile platform?

Considering this is a group of people who had to have the meaning of unanimous explained to them at least twice in relation to a pretty commonly known foundation of jury trials, I’m not as surprised as I would be.

Excellent argument but your username....

ew. why do people think they’re so superior to every animal? you know they have a whole world you can’t see, smell, and hear right?

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.