I have to admit...I'm not sure what to do with a freezer bag of shaving cream, either!! Sit on it and make a mess?
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To add to all the very smart things already said here, I think it could be useful to read a bit about Stockholm Syndrome (Google it), "betrayal trauma" (you can Google that too), and Seligman's dogs (try "Seligman," dogs, and "learned helplessness.")
Your mom is the best. Just the best.
Whenever there is a hot toy, my mom goes and stands in line at 3 in the morning so that she can get a bunch of them to donate to Toys for Tots, because she thinks those kids deserve the hot toys too. She loved the "thrill of the chase" when we were little and she keeps doing it even though my sister and I are nearing…
I see what you did there...
How can she violate a sales contract that was broken when the company failed to fulfill it?
I had this crazy dream once where my wife and I were out on a date for what I think was supposed to be our anniversary or something. It was probably nothing, but hey, dreams right?
Maybe your brain expects conflict in your relationship, so you're just working through it in your sleep because you aren't experiencing it when you're awake.
I do this all the time, but, to be fair, my husband also does this to me. We have a rule that we have to tell the other person when we wake up if we're dream-mad at them so they at least have some context why the other person is being such a crankypants. And we usually apologize to each other for what our dream selves…
Oh my god, I feel legit crazy when this happens. Usually it's Dream Husband just keeps smiling when I'm upset about a dream situation, and when I wake up and am still annoyed, Real Husband is just laying there next to me asleep, like nothing even happened.
I am bemused by how much you love Utah's malls! It's like you're, I dunno, the architect of these modern malls, or maybe you were born in one, or got married in one, or you are just the president of/#1 fan in the Malls o' Utah Fan Club. Your defensiveness of malls is hilarious, as is your anger at anyone who dares…
As a man I plan on wearing a feminine top, tailored skirt, and leg-lengthening heels. If I don't get a job then I'm suing UC Irvine.
Ugh. I'd be so pissed. Obviously the producers (and her boyfriend) assumed that getting engaged/married is the TOP priority in any woman's life, so any annoyance she'd have at not getting to talk about her accomplishments would be overshadowed by the joy of getting married. Blah.
Trim the false lashes. I like using the colored glue, but I wear black liner and grey shadow so it blends in. I apply the lash while my eye is open, so it lines up where its supposed to. I would just suggest practising with a chap pair on a day where you aren't planning on going out, this way theres no pressure. Maybe…
Invest in a good concealer brush, is my only advice. Also, for the under eye area, I've found that a liquid concealer is better than the ones that come in a pot. (Thicker concealers are ideal for covering blemishes though.) Also, I don't know if you use foundation, but I like putting concealer on after foundation.…
I put on make-up only when I want to look attractive, but I don't necessarily want to attract anyone. It's more of a vanity issue, so it's for me, but also not strictly for me; or technically for others but ultimately for me. You know?
I'm REALLY getting tired of Obama ruining EVERYTHING!
Could not resist.
And www.staggeringbeauty.com didn't make the list? I'm so disappointed.