As a man I plan on wearing a feminine top, tailored skirt, and leg-lengthening heels. If I don't get a job then I'm suing UC Irvine.

Ugh. I'd be so pissed. Obviously the producers (and her boyfriend) assumed that getting engaged/married is the TOP priority in any woman's life, so any annoyance she'd have at not getting to talk about her accomplishments would be overshadowed by the joy of getting married. Blah.

Trim the false lashes. I like using the colored glue, but I wear black liner and grey shadow so it blends in. I apply the lash while my eye is open, so it lines up where its supposed to. I would just suggest practising with a chap pair on a day where you aren't planning on going out, this way theres no pressure. Maybe…

Invest in a good concealer brush, is my only advice. Also, for the under eye area, I've found that a liquid concealer is better than the ones that come in a pot. (Thicker concealers are ideal for covering blemishes though.) Also, I don't know if you use foundation, but I like putting concealer on after foundation.…

I put on make-up only when I want to look attractive, but I don't necessarily want to attract anyone. It's more of a vanity issue, so it's for me, but also not strictly for me; or technically for others but ultimately for me. You know?

"Pork Sword" is the grossest thing I have heard all day.
But I LOVE IT.

I find that gun pointing at the naked woman ad completely revolting. First the violence that it implies. Second it also implies that the danger of unprotected sex only lies with the woman. Disgusting and wrong on every level.

"But they are wonderful and powerful and beautiful, and their primary function is penetration and eruption which make them an easy symbol for power and force."

The biggest freaking problem that I have with all of this is that they never teach a kid how to fail. At some point, in their lives, your kid will fail at something and no matter how much arguing you as their parent do, or how much you try to prevent it, they will have a devastating failure, whether it's academic,…

Selfish people love having kids, because then they can be as selfish as they want and hide behind "doing it for the children," as if that's somehow admirable.

College isn't for everyone, either! And that's okay! Some parents act like the Ivy League is their kid's only chance to be successful, and that's so unfair. It's unfair to the kids, and it unfairly inflates the importance of college degrees in general, which, let's face it: don't mean a ton at this point entering the…

She's not. She made a valid point, was shouted down by dorks, and responded with tact. You're hearing tone that isn't there.

Who knows, our 9 year old newf/lab mix still has that reaction to pumpkins. My mother grows pumpkins in their yard, and every year the dog has a major fucking freak out when she realizes one of those demon squash are nearby.

I only masturbate about once a month. I can get about 30 orgasms in half an hour, so I don't think I'm doing it wrong. I just am only spontaneously turned on once a month, usually corresponding to right before my period.

INFIDEL! INFIDEL!

Ask, and ye shall receive! Ruby in her first snow.

1) Your dog is just silly, like all dogs. My dog is horrified of posters. Who knows why.

Or for an entirely justifiable reason.

She's so gorgeous. Obviously she just wants a friend, and the lion's all, "Nope. Imma play over here."