They’re literally white, obvs, but early racial pseudoscience couldn’t deal with the fact that the Sami people are oppressed, indigenous and colonized. White people are civilized conquerors, not reindeer-herding animists! Of course, these days, racists love being the victim, so the classification may have changed.

I want to laugh in the faces of every fellow white person who voted Trump who’s now like “....I didn’t think he was gonna actually do [insert thing that Trump said exactly that he was going to do once he was President here].” Repeal the ACA that’s brought you health insurance, take away any shred of regulation in the…

My racist uncle posted on Facebook “I think calling someone a ‘racist’ is way more offensive than anything Trump has ever said.”

White men want to be oppressed SO BADLY, yet the minute they see the slightest hint of a path towards equality for all they freak out and put people like Donald Trump and his minions in the White House.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

POC deal with racism all the time and this limp scoop of oatmeal suffered from it ONE TIME.

It’s funny how some white folks try so hard to play victims of racism. I actually have experienced Islamophobia and racism, but it’s not something I want to talk about in “real life” because I feel awkward about it, I don’t like having people feel “sorry” for me or pity me. I got food thrown at me in school and got…

Keep in mind, these are the same people that mock the concept of triggering and safe spaces. The people that go on television and break down in tears over “No, the white guy right there.” They mock triggering and safe spaces.

So what you are telling me is that if I go to Stanford and happen to co-found Google, I’m a great “system entrepreneur” and I’m not as good as a less successful entrepreneur who didn’t go to college but made a lot with nothing and had a LOT of talent. Makes a lot of sense. Come on dude, what are you talking about.

Hahahahahhahaa what. Are you secretly Rex Ryan? Who else says the dumbest shit in the world like that

The Rams were better than I remembered, granted. But the Saints made one playoff appearance in the ’80s, and they didn’t have a winning record in that decade till 1987. Football Outsiders’ data only goes back as far as 1989. The Niners’ strength of schedule that year was 22nd. The average defensive DVOA of their…

SCORCHING HOT. Literally every QB you listed played in a system. Young and Montana were both products of the West Coast Offense and Montana was only great with Bill Walsh. Manning brought his Manning offense to Denver. Elway was never, ever as good as Brady or Montana or Manning. Marino was great too — still played in…

“In my list of top 10 QBs of all time, he is solidly 2nd tier.” fucking lol

We can agree on that. But why is anything you just said any different from the way Bill Walsh’s West Coast offense took advantage of the plodding defenses of yore with a short passing game, with a QB like Joe Montana who could perfectly execute that system, an all-time receiver like Jerry Rice, and a schedule that…

Except that the average defensive DVOA of the Patriots’ opponents this year ranked 10th. The Cowboys’ was 11th. The Steelers’ was 23rd. The Packers’ was 27th.

What’s so difficult to understand? The Patriots’ system makes those other QBs good, Brady’s excellence makes the team great. Remember: Cassel missed the playoffs—only time that’s happened for the Pats since 2002—and Brissett got shut out by Rex Ryan’s crap defense.

Seriously. It’s like, 5 spots were set aside for minorities and the other 95 for general admission. If you were too dumb to get into one of the 95 spots don’t be a fucking cunt and claim the other 5 spots unavailable to you are discrimination. You were simply too dumb, grow up. This country has gone to shit.

In her defense, it’s not everyday SCOTUS declares someone legally mediocre.

I still get pissed off about all these lawsuits of people who weren’t good enough to get into a school. Sometimes you write a shitty essay, sometimes you just aren’t good enough, life goes on.

It’s the alt-right sports version of the girl who sued UT Law School for affirmative action all the way to the Supreme Court even though she was way too dumb to gain entrance in any alternate universe.