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Parham and St. Clair were on improv4humans this week. They are now in the PFT/Andy Daly category for me - anything they're in goes to the top of my list.

These are the same kids who voted for Fuller House? And we want them to keep voting?

"..mother…"

Tom Cruise remains as popular as ever, despite being in one of the more torturous stages of his career—the Mission: Impossible franchise star now regularly signs up for onscreen manhandling by … Emily Blunt.

Tristam Shandy.

Like that time he bought that painting by that artist, and invited the artist to his "unveiling party," and then the artist said she didn't paint it?

I feel like a guy named "Greg Dent" was destined to become a bodyguard of some sort.

I like Arkham Knight a lot and loved what they did with the Joker. But the Deathstroke battle is one of the stupidest decisions by a game developer I've ever seen.

Also, as someone who loves [the first 4-5 seasons of] Veep, it should be "creator of The Thick of It" or "writer of In the Loop" before "creator of Veep."

Don't pay attention to this - it's just a Red Herring.

If this is anyone besides Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

So the SOL has been a really powerful symbol for liberal values, like the Confederate Flag has been a really powerful symbol for conservative values?

Has anyone told Miller that "Under God" was also a late addition to the Pledge of Allegiance? I assume he thinks we should ignore that as well, being an originalist and all.

-Dean Spanos

I can't even remember him being in 'Avatar'.

I take a whiskey drink
I take a chocolate drink
And when I have to pee
I use the kitchen sink
I sing the song that reminds me
I'm a urinating guy

*Sean Hannity lies dying in a post-nuclear-struck New York, his body covered in rubble, but his face exposed as he takes his dying breath*

Now that the novelty has worn off…they aren't funny, right?

JFK is being re-imagined as a lumberjack.

Rylance is an Oscar-winner now. He's too busy with hookers and blow to start doing TV again.