Sons of Anarchy started off well, but it really ate the ass during season 3.

…who is currently jerking off to footage of North Korean missile tests.

I think it implicitly happened off-screen a couple times.

Allison Williams:Ass-eating::Emma Stone:Asian

So you hear R's as B's?

You hear that nerds? Not even Jesus can help you.

Paul is great. He's not a dick just to be a dick. He's more than willing to tell someone when they did a great job. His approval really means something to the contestants. And his rapport with Mary was great, especially in the Masterclass episodes.

What a country!

Just think, the AV Club must be worth in excess of $200!!

The actress playing the part of "Kim Kardashian" in the movie.

Remember the great Dissolve Exodus? That was the day classic AVC died.

Trump can't do math.

Fresh Off the Boat

Wouldn't a movie about Kim Kardashian's life sans-sex-tape just be an actress sitting in a room for two hours?

Literally the worst thing about [American City] is the fact it's surrounded by [American State].

If you can consider saddling former slaves with Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama "reparations."

Scat script.

A lot of people are terrible. Whether you consider "most" people to be terrible or just "many" people to be terrible is a key division between optimists and pessimists.

She'll be hard-pressed to top her work on The Bill Engvall Show.

This isn't a sequel to Bee Movie?