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6/30/17

Beyonce's newest single will be dropping tonight, entitled, "Please Empty the Dishwasher."

6/30/17

Dear White People,

6/30/17

Also, not related enough to him.

6/30/17

Moe Scarzinski bringing the heat!

6/30/17

I would vote for Disney Robot Trump over actual Trump.

6/30/17

I'm sure presidential scholars will be debating its meaning for decades to come.

6/30/17

I never pegged you as much of a comedian.

6/30/17

"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought upon this continent…"

6/30/17

I read that the Trumpbot will simply stand up from it's seated position and furiously masturbate.

6/30/17

Tease!

6/30/17

Fair enough.

6/30/17

"Wouldn't it be neat to share a Jacuzzi with 500,000 tourists?"

6/30/17

Tell us more about your mom's exploration of her sexuality.

6/30/17

*Price is Right loser music plays*

6/30/17

Have you seen the actual joke or just references to it?

6/30/17

They're pirates. On boats. They don't need to rape anyone…because of the implication.

6/30/17

6/29/17

"[A] seemingly unending slog."

6/29/17

Women be skeptical.

6/29/17

95% of all bands do it.