"Why do they have rear view mirrors if there aren't any humans driving them?!!!!!!"

Whitewashing is all too common and I don't want to excuse it, but I also don't think there's anything wrong with a filmmaker taking a single strand or idea from a book or other source material and focusing in on that exclusively or turning it into something different.

YOUR MOM IS A LAME VANITY PROJECT.

So, he DOES have tapes, but they clearly and unequivocally support Comey's testimony.

AND HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE GOOD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY MONEY?

I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and order up some étouffée.

So happy to hear St. Clair and Parham back on CBB.

Just moved it to the Thursday night block:

Tuesdays on FOX

Maybe they can go back to thinkpieces about the Cars universe makes no sense.

I mean, it is for Michael Bay, Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Hopkins and whoever fucking produced it.

Say what you want about the American public, you can only fool them into paying hundreds of millions of dollars four times over ten years to see 3 hours of absolute horseshit based on toy commercials from the '80s before they say "Meh, I might be almost done with this."

"Oh no, Ultron! I hope the Avengers get here after they're done partying at the world's richest man's mansion so they can destroy an entire city!"

You can't just get someone with no raping experience to teach a class about not raping. That would be like getting a poor person to run the economy!

Of course they did. Go Pricks!

Well, the best advice to a college athlete as to how not to rape people is to become super famous for playing sports, because as we all know, when you're famous, they let you do it, and therefore it isn't rape.

We need to engage in a complete redesign or reorganization of civilization. From the ground up. Hard reset.

Speaking of things tangentially related to Trump, Donald once tried to make a sex-robot in his basement. It was a refrigerator box with a picture of Ivanka's face taped to it and a hole cut in the side.

Sometimes it turns out that the right person for you isn't the sex robot you made in your basement.

I think the producers of the Leftovers missed out on a great opportunity to name every episode after a food.